LanyardJoe

"'I need glowstone.'"LanyardJoe is a supporting character in the Alpha SMP storyline. He is neutral and well known for building the LanyardJoe mansion, a three story mansion in the woods with a giant tower on top of it. He is a carefree terrorist.

Appearance
Lanyard is always wearing a suit that resembles a space suit, this means that his species is actually unknown to the inhabitants of the Alpha SMP. He wears a white suit with blue accents and a black space for his facial features.



Children of Wheat
The Children of Wheat are the minor nation ruled by Lanyard, this is where his farms and giant mansion are held.

KDJkai
LanyardJoe and KDJkai are good friends, they lived together for majority of the timeline until KJ moved out in the Omega Arc. Since then they have been in contact and are good allies, they play games together and have fun. LanyardJoe and KJ were initially planned to fight the War of Wheat together, but after KJ prematurely launched a bomb, LanyardJoe backed out. KDJkai and LanyardJoe are notable for living in the LanyardJoe mansion, creating a mech machine, building the LanyardJoe mansion tower, building the LanyardJoe mansion laboratory, building a TNT cannon and planning for the War of Wheat.

Bennuip
Tensions between LanyardJoe and Beta were not particularly high for a lot of time, in fact the two seemed to get along. This wasn't until the Defacing of the Lanyard Mansion, an attack on Lanyard's home done by Beta (and partially Clydie) to antagonise LanyardJoe without actually damaging his mansion. Since then LanyardJoe has hated Beta ever since.

Call_Me_Johnny2
Call_Me_Johnny2 and LanyardJoe have not been seen in the same location but it is very clear that they know each other, Lanyard has mentioned Johnny before and they seem to be good pals.